{"id":1688,"date":"2012-03-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimastech.pl\/wordpress2\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2012-03-04T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T00:00:00","slug":"dzisiejsze-zwyciestwa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/?p=1688","title":{"rendered":"Dzisiejsze zwyci\u0119stwa"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Okaza\u0142o si\u0119, \u017ce Polacy potrafi\u0105 nakr\u0119ci\u0107 film, w kt\u00f3rym s\u0142ycha\u0107 wszystkie dialogi, jakkolwiek wzgl\u0119dnie nieliczne one by\u0142y. Szkoda, \u017ce film by\u0142 ci\u0119\u017cki \u017ce ojej („Ro\u017ca”), wi\u0119c zdecydowanie nie nadaje si\u0119 dla os\u00f3b o s\u0142abych nerwach.<\/p>\n

2. Niechc\u0105cy or\u017cn\u0119\u0142am Orlen na 3 z\u0142. Du\u017co na tym nie stracili, bo zawsze u nich tankuj\u0119, a po ci\u0119\u017ckim seansie by\u0142am gap\u0105, kt\u00f3ra nie potrafi czyta\u0107 napis\u00f3w na ekspresie do kawy.<\/p>\n

3. NIP mojej IPL i rejestracja samochodu do\u0142\u0105czy\u0142y do wielu numerk\u00f3w znanych przeze mnie na pami\u0119\u0107, z o\u015bmiocyfrowymi loginami i has\u0142ami do dw\u00f3ch kont bankowych w\u0142\u0105cznie.<\/p>\n

4. Dojecha\u0142am \u017cywa do domu i nie rozla\u0142am wy\u017cej wspomnianej kawy na spodnie.<\/p>\n

5. Je\u015bli uda mi si\u0119 zasn\u0105\u0107 po wypiciu po godz. 17-tej 420 ml wy\u017cej wspomnianej kawy z mlekiem zamiast 210 ml, to b\u0119dzie kolejne zwyci\u0119stwo. Jutro ca\u0142y dzie\u0144 w pracy.<\/p>\n

Musz\u0119 si\u0119 odm\u00f3\u017cd\u017cy\u0107…<\/p>\n

PS.: Zanim M\u00f3j M\u0119\u017cczyzna si\u0119 obrazi, \u017ce kaw\u0119 wypi\u0142am na stacji benzynowej zamiast z nim: to tak jak z moim kupowaniem telewizora w zesz\u0142ym tygodniu. \ud83d\ude09
EDIT\/PPS.: Or\u017cni\u0119cie Orlenu dokona\u0142o si\u0119 za zgod\u0105 i wiedz\u0105 pani za kas\u0105, \u017ceby nie by\u0142o.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Okaza\u0142o si\u0119, \u017ce Polacy potrafi\u0105 nakr\u0119ci\u0107 film, w kt\u00f3rym s\u0142ycha\u0107 wszystkie dialogi, jakkolwiek wzgl\u0119dnie nieliczne one by\u0142y. Szkoda, \u017ce film by\u0142 ci\u0119\u017cki \u017ce ojej („Ro\u017ca”), wi\u0119c zdecydowanie nie nadaje si\u0119 dla os\u00f3b o s\u0142abych nerwach. 2. Niechc\u0105cy or\u017cn\u0119\u0142am Orlen na 3 z\u0142. Du\u017co na tym nie stracili, bo zawsze u nich tankuj\u0119, a po […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[18,107],"class_list":["post-1688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archiwum","category-osobiste","tag-archiwalne","tag-osobiste-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}