{"id":164,"date":"2014-04-27T08:02:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T06:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/?p=164"},"modified":"2014-04-27T08:02:48","modified_gmt":"2014-04-27T06:02:48","slug":"poranne-bredzenie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Poranne bredzenie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u017beby si\u0119 nie pomyli\u0142o (mi czasem pr\u00f3buje):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/prostownica.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-167\" src=\"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/prostownica-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"prostownica\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>To jest prostownica do w\u0142os\u00f3w.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/prostownik.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-166\" src=\"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/prostownik-300x159.jpg\" alt=\"prostownik\" width=\"300\" height=\"159\" \/><\/a>To jest prostownik.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tx-8B-500x500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-165\" src=\"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tx-8B-500x500-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"tx-8B-500x500\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>A to prostnica stomatologiczna (typ wiertarki. Na z\u0119bach si\u0119 tego nie u\u017cywa, raczej na protezach i wyjmowanych aparatach ortodontycznych).<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Siedz\u0119 przy kompie, s\u0142ysz\u0119, \u017ce w kuchni piszczy p\u0142yta grzewcza &#8211; co\u015b wlaz\u0142o na ni\u0105 i siedzi na guziczkach. Poniewa\u017c przed chwil\u0105 sma\u017cy\u0142am sobie jajecznic\u0119, jeden &#8222;palnik&#8221; (kuchenk\u0119 mam elektryczn\u0105) jest pewnie wci\u0105\u017c ciep\u0142y. Wci\u0105\u017c siedz\u0105c w pokoju, krzycz\u0119:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jak sobie przysma\u017cysz \u0142apy, to nie b\u0119d\u0119 ci\u0119 ratowa\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>Rozlega si\u0119 odg\u0142os kocich \u0142apek l\u0105duj\u0105cych na pod\u0142odze i Mr\u00f3wkowe &#8222;miauuu!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Dzie\u0144 dobry, zaczynam Maj\u00f3wk\u0119 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u017beby si\u0119 nie pomyli\u0142o (mi czasem pr\u00f3buje): To jest prostownica do w\u0142os\u00f3w. To jest prostownik. A to prostnica stomatologiczna (typ wiertarki. Na z\u0119bach si\u0119 tego nie u\u017cywa, raczej na protezach i wyjmowanych aparatach ortodontycznych). Siedz\u0119 przy kompie, s\u0142ysz\u0119, \u017ce w kuchni piszczy p\u0142yta grzewcza &#8211; co\u015b wlaz\u0142o na ni\u0105 i siedzi na guziczkach. Poniewa\u017c przed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[72,107,156],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osobiste","tag-koty","tag-osobiste-2","tag-stomatologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}