{"id":1451,"date":"2011-08-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimastech.pl\/wordpress2\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2011-08-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T00:00:00","slug":"mialabym-pacjentow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/?p=1451","title":{"rendered":"Mia\u0142abym pacjent\u00f3w ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Pani doktor ma gdzie\u015b sw\u00f3j prywatny gabinet?
– Niestety nie – odpar\u0142am z u\u015bmiechem.<\/p>\n

Ju\u017c drugi czy trzeci raz pad\u0142o to pytanie. Znaczy chyba mia\u0142abym pacjent\u00f3w. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Ciekawe, co by m\u00f3j szef powiedzia\u0142, gdyby si\u0119 dowiedzia\u0142, \u017ce podaj\u0119 namiary na w\u0142asny gabinet, powoduj\u0105c tym samym utrat\u0119 przez niego (a w\u0142a\u015bciwie jego przychodni\u0119) pacjenta.<\/p>\n

Szef podobno chce zatrudni\u0107 kolejnego sta\u017cyst\u0119. Gdzie w takim razie b\u0119dzie miejsce dla mnie – nie mam poj\u0119cia. Na razie jest na urlopie, jak wr\u00f3ci, b\u0119d\u0119 mu sm\u0119ci\u0107.<\/p>\n

Padam na nos. Marudz\u0105ce dzieci s\u0105 jak wampiry…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Pani doktor ma gdzie\u015b sw\u00f3j prywatny gabinet?– Niestety nie – odpar\u0142am z u\u015bmiechem. Ju\u017c drugi czy trzeci raz pad\u0142o to pytanie. Znaczy chyba mia\u0142abym pacjent\u00f3w. \ud83d\ude09 Ciekawe, co by m\u00f3j szef powiedzia\u0142, gdyby si\u0119 dowiedzia\u0142, \u017ce podaj\u0119 namiary na w\u0142asny gabinet, powoduj\u0105c tym samym utrat\u0119 przez niego (a w\u0142a\u015bciwie jego przychodni\u0119) pacjenta. Szef podobno […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[18,127],"class_list":["post-1451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archiwum","category-praca","tag-archiwalne","tag-praca-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thekfiles.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}